Oh Chef

Oh Chef. Where have you gone? How do you think Matt and Trey are going to write off CHEF! I mean REALLY! And when to Issac Hayes become a Scientologist? Who knew? Sure wasn't me! Do you think he and Tom Cruise are bestest friends?
So, my theory is chef is going to meet a tragic and bloody end. Think alien anal probes and HUGE satellites! Wouldn't a tragic alien influenced death be perfect! All L Ron Hubbard and all!
So, needless to say, I'm hugely disappointed. Who will sing the "Salty Balls" song? Who I ask? Ugh, I will morn in silence now...."..eat my chocolate salty balls....."